Friday, January 29, 2010

Maestronomics


Maestro P. Gunderson, CFA, releases his market pick of the week, the Maestro Dynamic Strategy fund.

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Mount Maestro
















Mount Maestro.
Elevation 14,270 ft above sea level.


latitudelongitude
decimal44.933246-93.2882664
deg-min-sec44° 55' 59.6856"-93° 17' 17.759"

First ascent: December 11th, 2009 by Maestro P. Gunderson

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Calling/Judging All Babies...



Wondering if your baby is cute enough, or just falls into the 'breathtaking' category? Maestro is not shy about assessing the pros and cons of human offspring. Just bring them by for a complimentary smell and taste test. No questions, only irreversible judgments. Inquire within.

Baby Hans: Pass rate of 94.5625. One tick above his December visit, due to deliciously sticky fingers.