Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Thursday Guest Spotlight
Today we unveil the next furry creature in our Thursday series spotlight on bug-eyed mini-beasts!
Meet Ziggy, a Boston Terrier straight outta B-Town (west side).
Occupation: Weighing in at 12 pounds, he is Maestro's favorite chew toy.
Favorite Things: Owner G, whom he wears his tuxedo for daily. Also 'loves' her many stuffed animals.
Favorite Tastes: Granola bars and their wrappers, any food that is not his own, and mostly unmentionables.
Fun Facts: Is often worn around the neck as a furry accessory. Takes Zyrtec for his allergies. Has alien-like features and tendencies; may not be fully canine.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Post-Birthday Maestro Musings
"No wise man ever wished to be younger."
-Jonathan Swift
Handsome husband turns 30; beloved pup celebrates his first birthday.
Which was the bigger milestone?
Perhaps the history books will one day reflect the answer.
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
-John P. Grier
"Let us respect gray hairs - especially our own"
-J.P. Sears
Friday, March 19, 2010
Flashback Fridays
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Thursday Guest Spotlight
Due to popular demand, Maestro will be stepping out of the limelight on Thursdays to give other dogs their 15 minutes of fame.
Today you will meet a young pup outside of the GKC (Gunderson Kennel Club).
Thanks to Megan E for this submission.
Meet Cannolli Alias: Meat Monkey, Chicken Cheese, KeeKee, Nickels, Kikkomon (like the soy sauce), and Fart Blossom Sometimes experiences anger management issues with his puppy bed and Daddy's socks. Very needy; Craves attention. Must touch everything with his tongue; Excessive licker. Ridiculously adorable when tired .... is rarely tired. Very spoiled. Not potty-trained; will pee & poop in the cellar and/or mudroom; Likes: Horse apples, biscuits, kibble, shitter box Dislikes: Bathes, wet things & loud noises Family Members: Lucky, Hershey, Windsor, Midnight, Mummy, Daddy, Sergei & Marina |
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
St. Patty's Day Wisdom
An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.
–Irish saying
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Monday Maestro Musings
Friday, March 12, 2010
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Thursday Guest Spotlight
Ava-Tar speaks:
"The Sky People have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you. You tell the other clans to come. Tell them Toruk Makto calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Sky People... that they can not take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!"
Evs. I don't really get it either. Beware the Ava-Tar.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Daydreams of Spring
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring--it was peace.
-- Milan Kundera
-- Milan Kundera
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Venus de Maestro
Aphrodite of Maestro (Greek: Ἀφροδίτη τῆς Μήλου, Aphroditē tēs Mēlou), better known as the Venus de Maestro, is an ancient Greek statue and one of the most famous works of ancient Greek sculpture. Created some time between 130 and 100 BC, it is believed to depict Aphrodite of Maestro, the Greek god of love, beauty and puppy chow. It is a marble and fur sculpture, slightly larger than life size at 203 cm (6 ft 8 in) high. Its arms and original plinth have been lost. From an inscription that was on its plinth, it is thought to be the work of K. Gunderson of Minneapolis; it was earlier mistakenly attributed to the Master Sculptor/Ottist "C.Tussing". It is at present on display at the Louvre Museum in Paris.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Magical Musical Maestro
In a salute to our affable neighbors to the north, local Minneapolis music producer Maestro "Pants" Gunderson is working on a collaborative project with Canadian talent master Maestro Fresh Wes, aka the "Godfather of Canadian Hip Hop."Maestro and Maestro hope to release the remix of the '89 hit "Let Your Backbone Slide" early this summer, when their new album drops.
With any luck, Maestro's Backbone Slide promises to be the biggest thing since the Humpty Dance.
Monday, March 1, 2010
Monday Maestro Musings
"Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff."
-Jack Handy
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