Maestro. P. Gunderson is Out of the Office

Flashback Fridays

"Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer

Thursday Guest Spotlight

Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, may I introduce to you Ms. Murphy Todd.

Public Data:

Murphy is a lovable pup who enjoys being outside and retrieving tennis
balls. She is an expert snuggler and her favorite foods are green
peppers, carrots, and steak.

Latest Gossip:

Murph was twice spotted out past her curfew and sneaking around in the Gunderson backyard. Maestro was MIA during this time. A thorough backyard search turned up a rose bouquet and an empty box of gourmet milkbones.

Wednesday Wisdom

“Better the man that conquer a thousand thousand men is the one who conquer one, himself.”

- Buddha quotes (Hindu Prince Gautama Siddharta, the founder of Buddhism, 563-483 B.C.)

Lost Tuesdays

Maestro sez, "I haz gone to the dark side".

Monday Maestro Musings

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”

-Mark Twain

Flashback Fridays

"Return of the Mack" by Mark Morrison

Hijacking the Thursday Guest Spotlight

Herman and Oliver have taken a minute out of their busy day of sleeping on the couch to pose for their annual portrait. Herman has gained two pounds since last year's photo but seems blissfully unaware of it. Oliver is pretty sure he would look better sitting on the white blanket, but he just wants to get this over with and will keep his opinions to himself.

Boot Camp Expose

Behind the scenes bringing you one glimpse closer to the inner workings of Boot Camp.

Lost Tuesdays

Flocke, Claire, it's too late. This Maestro ship has sailed.

Monday Maestro Musings

"Thou art to me a delicious torment."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Flashback Fridays

"Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats

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Boot Camp Flashbacks

*as portrayed by famous canine actor Stains

Lost Tuesdays

Monday Maestro Musings

"When you want something in life, you just gotta reach out and grab it"

-Christopher McCandless, Into the Wild