Those glorious days of wading through subprime MBS, losing more $ than we ever dreamed possible, and living the American dream so hard it hurt, will be coming to one spectacular end.
The 10% workforce that remains,
the surly staff downstairs serving up gourmand abominations,
our cherished office pet/friend/confidant/scaly shoulder to lean on/almost licensed backup Settlement specialist Cornelius Xavier,
will live on in our hearts and memories for approx. 24 hours post-departure.
As Maestro shakes off the shackles of the last few years, he feels much like the pioneers of the Oregon Trail. Well, I guess he didn't battle dysentery, nor did he have great success with the hunting and he never found wild berries... but luckily he chose banking and of course won the game.
Suffice to say, Maestro and the Otters couldn't be more thrilled with this development. The future is bright.
-Homer Simpson
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